Older kid puts wood chips down the garbage disposal, found that middle kid hoarded yogurt in his backpack for 2 weeks and the curdled yogurt burst inside, middle child licks the floor at Walmart and runs around like a adhd poster child, both kids acting a fool being loud while mommy is ordering at drive through, mommy is criticized for feeding fast food to kids because its unhealthy, Joey has bitten my boobies so much with his new teeth that they are still stinging like fire in my bra....  I need a nap, or a lobotomy