The Ghost Penis

What the hell is this??? A ghost penis??? I had clothes on the stairs but this object I can't account for.  No one else is in the house and nothing is hanging on that wall. 

I think Joey senses this "ghost" because you can see the fear in his eyes LOL.   He's like- don't turn around.. "I see ghost penises, everywhere"

This ghost penis joke is "A-head" of it's time.  Get it...A HEAD   BWAHAHAHAHA!